UFL THE PENULTIMATE UPDATE

Results

Elite

Dicko   2 -  2  Rick

Boz   2 -  3   Rob

Premier

Buger  2  -  3  Bruce R

Nini   2  -  1  Jim

Chump

Rich  3  -   2  Bruce  H

Ady   4   -  2   Cocker

Showing as little disrespect to the Premier and the Chump as it is humanly possible , this update will concentrate on where the prizes will ultimately end up after the final set of matches this coming Sunday .

I doubt any of you will need reminding that both Buger and Callum are already winners following the Knock Out Cup Final (well , I say ‘both’ winners , I think we all know what I actually mean !! )

So the final honours are the winner and runners up of the Elite League and likewise in the overall standings .

CURRENT  ELITE LEAGUE TABLE

FIXTURES

BOZ    V   RICK

STALKER    V  DICKO

Winning the Elite League Title should be a great enough honour for any manager , but we must remember that there is a second placed or runners up prize (or losers prize as you will know it Callum) .

The second place prize could go to Dicko , Stalker , Rick or Rob , with only the latter without a chance of the title (sorry about this Boz) .

The good news for Dicko , Stalker , Rick AND Boz is that after extensive research and with e-mails flitting to various authorities around the world , I can reveal that the mid season transfer of one of the league managers has left us with potentially a further prize . When Rob left the UFL to join the Summer Bay & Erinsborough Regional League (Southern Section) , he done so without leaving his bloody tenner , therefore if he finishes second the prize shall go to the third placed manager .

OVERALL STANDINGS

Things are hotting up in the Elite League and as usual at this stage of the season it’s the team with the current momentum who should be considered favourites . This could be the kiss of death , but it is Dicko who holds all the trump cards at the moment , and a win against Rick will deliver him the Elite League title .

RESULTS

ELITE

BOZ  5-6  DICKO  ,  ROB  3-2  STALKER

PREMIER

BUGER  2-3  JIM  ,  BRUCE R  5-3  CALLUM

CHUMP

RICH  3-4  COCKER  ,  NICK  2-1  BRUCE  H

FIXTURES

(Games played over the past weekend , including FA Cup Final , and Blackburn v Wigan (tonight) , Liverpool v Chelsea (Tues) )

ELITE

BOZ  V  ROB  , RICK  V  DICKO

PREMIER

BUGER  V  BRUCE R  ,  NINI  V  JIM

CHUMP

RICH  V  BRUCE  H   , ADY   V  COCKER

FIXTURES

(Games being played Sunday 13^th May)

ELITE

BOZ  V  RICK , STALKER  V  DICKO

PREMIER

BUGER  V  NINI  ,  CALLUM  V  JIM

CHUMP

RICH  V  ADY  ,  NICK  V  COCKER

ELITE STANDINGS

Dicko  played 2 points 6

Stalker  3 / 4

Rick   2/  3

Rob   3  /  3

Boz    2  /   1

OVERALL STANDINGS

DICKO  1099

BOZ  1091

STALKER  1073

ROB  996

CALLUM  994

BRUCE R  972

BUGER   969

RICK  894

JIM  833

BRUCE H 771

ADY   756

NICK  719

NINI   693

RICH  667

COCKER  638